A former US ambassador asked why JD Vance hates Europe so much – 13 totally on-point and especially entertaining answers
If there’s one thing JD Vance hates – apart from people not wearing a suit (except when it’s him, obviously) – it’s Europeans.
He hates them because they don’t do democracy the way Vance does democracy and because they’re always asking the US to bail them out.
But does that explain just how much Vance hates Europeans? We say this after Stanford University big brain and former US ambassador to Russia Michael McFaul asked this over on Twitter.
Why does Vance loathe Europeans so much? I honestly don’t understood it. Explanations?
— Michael McFaul (@McFaul) March 30, 2025
And it prompted no end of very entertaining, totally on-point and exceptionally illuminating replies. And these people surely said it best.
1.
Why does Vance loathe Europeans so much? I honestly don’t understand it. Explanations?
Maybe it’s because Europe quietly lives the kind of life many Americans secretly dream of.
Picture this:
You wake up to the sound of church bells echoing through narrow, winding streets. The…— Gandalv (@Microinteracti1) March 30, 2025
2.
Vance was born in 1984, so he would have seen full cut pants for his first 20 years. This changed in early 2000s when Euro designers like Raf Simons and Hedi Slimane shrank men’s clothes as a reaction to the 90s. This culminated in a humiliating experience for him last month. pic.twitter.com/9xySxq5AJC
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) March 31, 2025
3.
Vance is very sensitive about how he thinks he is perceived by others and he believes “Europeans” look down on him. https://t.co/od0bQujS2Q
— constans (@constans) March 31, 2025
4.
If your goal (per orders from Thiel) is to destroy centralized governments that can push-back on a new world order that allows oligarchs free reign without regulations/taxation of extreme wealth, attacking/destroying the EU is exactly what you would try to do? This is happening…
— mamma says! (@mammasaysstuff) March 30, 2025
5.
Vance loathes Europeans because he knows they wouldn’t even let him sit at the kids’ table in a Brussels café. He’s like an uninvited guest at a party who complains about the music while everyone else wonders how he even got in. Turns out, when you constantly belittle your…
— Ultramõrd Sillu (@suunasolkija) March 30, 2025
6.
He thinks we look down on him and we do. https://t.co/GNmQG8KSAa
— Gary Chalk (@garychalkpics) March 31, 2025