Turns out JD Vance spent just three hours in Greenland and of all the many comebacks, this A++ response hit the rest out of the park
No-one was more excited about JD Vance’s trip to Greenland than the vice president himself. So much so that he even made a video about it.
Looking forward to visiting Greenland on Friday! pic.twitter.com/p3HslD3hhP
— JD Vance (@JDVance) March 25, 2025
Except it turned out the trip had been dramatically scaled back because basically no Greenlanders wanted to meet them, for reasons which will presumably already be obvious.
This is possibly the funniest news that came out of JD Vance’s weird trip to Greenland pic.twitter.com/puRWalhh5z
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) March 29, 2025
So much so that the trip only actually lasted three hours.
Vance and his wife spent only 3 hours in Greenland — all this time at an American military base.
They were forced to leave due to protests from local residents and a complete boycott from businesses.
They were simply refused service and were not allowed anywhere. pic.twitter.com/VJcAW1f5B7
— | (@tweet4Anna_NAFO) March 29, 2025
And it prompted no end of totally on-point responses as you might imagine
And the trip prompted no end of totally on-point responses as you might imagine …
1.
I think they wanted to have the experience of living in a real democracy https://t.co/iwS2DTMpZ9
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) March 30, 2025
2.
JD Vance’s attempt to cosplay as Zelenskyy is peak US losercore. Truly pathetic. pic.twitter.com/3rHuFSMmsI
— Anonymous (@YourAnonCentral) March 29, 2025
3.
Now he’s left, they need to sanitise the whole base to stop the MAGA pandemic spreading!!
— Richard (@RichardUkr) March 29, 2025
4.
Love the wave to the non-existent crowd at the end. https://t.co/3PDXXZ1lr3
— nick abbot (@NIAbbot) March 30, 2025
5.
— Anne-Marie⚡PFM⚡ (@Pottoka65) March 29, 2025
6.
When you order a Zelenskyy from temu… pic.twitter.com/194Q6FcGUf
— Ashley (@amduffany) March 29, 2025
7.
JD Vance and his wife had to flee Greenland in just 3 hours. Trying to extort a country will do that. pic.twitter.com/F2FQFsR4LD
— James Tate (@JamesTate121) March 29, 2025
… this one surely knocked the rest out of the park.
Why aren’t you wearing a suit?
Have you said “Thank you” to Greenland and Denmark for allowing you to have a base on Greenland? pic.twitter.com/4oMtAUVhnN
— Oliver Alexander (@OAlexanderDK) March 29, 2025
We can wait, JD.
To conclude …
This is truly the most deranged and inept administration in history. Their evilness is only outdone by their incompetence. Let’s get this straight:
– Trump sent JD Vance to Greenland to try to intimidate them.
– Greenlanders humiliated Trump by promising his administration the…
— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) March 30, 2025
And this!
Zelenskyy: No suit because someone invaded his country
Vance: No suit because he wants to invade someone‘s country pic.twitter.com/mE2zt7gCYW— Jessica Berlin (@berlin_bridge) March 29, 2025
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Source @OAlexanderDK