17 things you should NOT say in response to the question, ‘Are you cheating on me?’

10.

“Cheating? Nah, I’m just getting ‘practice’ for when we break up.”
–mimithemaiden

11.

“Technically no since you’re the one I’m cheating on my actual lover with.”
–FairyTypeGremlin

12.

“Why? Did your sister say something?”
–VelvetWhitehawk

13.

“Of course not, Peter!” when their name is Andrew.
–ZarieRose

14.

“No, I just have good cards,” as you play your 25th-consecutive royal flush.
–Which-Village3092

15.

“We were on a break.”
–ChefJym

16.

“I’m not, not cheating.”
–pilatesprincess222

17.

“New phone, who dis?”
–Timster_Maldoon

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