Someone asked why British tourists smell so good and the answers have top notes of sarcasm and mirth – 21 favourites

12.

‘It’s the copious amount of beans. It gives off a wonderful smell once it permeates out in the sweat.’
–gob_spaffer

13.

‘The aroma of cheese and onion is incredibly arousing.’
–lapsongsue

14.

‘That’s funny they smell awful over here. Maybe they stole something on the aeroplane.’
–theshedonstokelane

15.

‘My nan smells nice, she’s British.’
–HostileFriendly

16.

‘Non-Brit living in the UK here, the chokehold that fabric softener has on Brits is unmatched.’
–OnyaSonja

17.

‘If you are rich enough to fly thousands of miles to obscure town USA, you are rich enough to wear perfume.’
–Acceptable_Job1589

18.

‘A balanced diet of beans on toast, sausage rolls, fish and chips and lager.’
–SnooGadgets5130

19.

‘We all roll around in meadows and woodlands guzzling tea. That’s why we smell so nice.’
–Exciting_Memory192

20.

‘Do men and women have same scent? How unusual. Must be a mixture of tea, potatoes and Febreze.’
–Markies_Myth

21.

‘Pickled onion Monster Munch can cause this phenomenon. They have aphrodisiacal properties.’
–Mammoth-Cherry-2995

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