Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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Sadly minutes after this photograph was taken, Victoria was tied to the top of a lamppost by an elderly short sighted conference attendee. pic.twitter.com/7Blar0JlcT
— Florence Lox (@floboflo) October 6, 2025
14.
I don’t know what kind of algorithm I’ve gotten myself into but I know more about lymphatic drainage than I feel is necessary.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) October 8, 2025
15.
The question bothering me: am I getting old, or are M&S making nicer clothes?
— Chloe Timms (@clotimms) October 4, 2025
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Unmuting myself at the end of a meeting just to say "nothing on my end" pic.twitter.com/2FlAjc1OFV
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 8, 2025
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I’m putting the heating on pic.twitter.com/Bi5L0T6J1p
— Gwdihŵ (@youwouldknow) October 6, 2025
18.
Sean Connery’s little-known sideline as a travelling otolaryngologist pic.twitter.com/jzRKKPWhOq
— Alex Robinson (@Robinson_IP) October 5, 2025
19.
So, it's shaping up to be Jenrick v Badenoch. The most consequential contest since Prince William battled Gregg Wallace for a hair styling appliance.
— Keith Burge (@carryonkeith) October 7, 2025
20.
Your honor, I say we call for recess and we settle this whole mess on the kickball field.
— (@MoMohler) October 9, 2025
21.
They should start backdating the Nobel Peace Prize, so they can give it to peacemakers like Genghis Khan and the Mafia.
— Mark Steel (@mrmarksteel) October 9, 2025
22.
We should’ve just slept through October too.
-Green Day, probably
— 尺乇乃乇ccﾑ (@cheeky__gal) October 9, 2025
23.
We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) October 8, 2025
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Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob pic.twitter.com/KIyychsdLS
— wormboooooooox (@kayteterry) October 7, 2025
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#CelebrityTraitors pic.twitter.com/Hdo6yqMzUo
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 8, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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