‘What song lyrics irrationally irritate you?’ – 23 pop music lyrics that really, really get on your humps

13.

‘Hey, Mr tambourine man, play a song for me. A whole song with just a tambourine, it’d be awful. Ha ha.’
–cheezypeazy123

14.

”She’s got a sister, And God only knows how I’ve missed her, And on the palm of her hand is a blister.’

It’s just like they needed something that rhymed and thought ‘Fuck it, she has a blister’.’
–Pentax25

15.

‘Love On A Mountain Top by Sinitta, though apparently a cover of a 60s song. I’ve walked up Snowdon a few times, and, frankly, the last thing I would want to be doing was ‘making love on a mountain’. Or, for that matter, ‘drinking love from a fountain’ whatever that is.

A bacon bap does the job.’
–Alarmed-Syllabub8054

16.

‘Buck Rogers, by Feeder:

He’s got a brand new car
Looks like a Jaguar
It’s got leather seats
It’s got a CD player
But I don’t wanna talk about it anymore

You brought it up!’
–CarrowCanary

17.

‘Ed Sheeran again…Shape Of You

‘I’m in love with the shape of you
Push and pull like a magnet do…’

DOES! Like a magnet DOES!!!!’
–white_hart_2

18.

‘Slade, Merry Xmas Everybody: ‘Does he ride a red nosed reindeer?’

No. He does not ride it. The reindeer pull the sleigh.’
–Ed_Boi36

19.

‘Ed Sheeran – ‘Take Aim and Reload’.

I’m not military, but surely you load the gun and then take aim.’
–Fly_Boy_Blue

20.

‘From Kate Nash’s Foundation:

You said I must eat so many lemons
Cause I am so bitter
I said ‘I’d rather be with your friends mate
Cause they are much fitter’

Lemons are sour, not bitter.’
–Able_Resident_1291

21.

‘All Saints – Never Ever. ‘A few questions that I need to know…’. You mean answers. It’s the answers that you need to know.’
–misswilde86

22.

‘Elton John – ‘Your Song’

If I was a sculptor,

But then again, no

Here’s the thing: You can change your mind and edit lyrics without needing to do so out loud or keeping the now unwanted thought as part of the song. Like figure out what you want to sing *before* you go into the recording studio FFS.’
–RickSanchez_C137

23.

‘Robert De Niro has been waiting and talking Italian for a V E R Y long time now. Bananarama need to let him go by now surely?’
–laser_spanner

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