23 hilariously horrifying Halloween jokes fresh from the crypt (Bluesky)
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WEReWOLF'S THERAPIST: there are two humans inside you
— Frovostein (@frovo.bsky.social) October 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Cats are a lot like vampires. Garlic is poisonous to them, they'll just loiter in doorways until they're invited in, Sarah Michelle Gellar has murdered hundreds of them…
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) July 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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dracula is the best costume because you can wear most of it and still go to a wedding
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.— Chris Person (@papapishu.bsky.social) October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
18.
The shops really are missing a trick by not offering this as a Halloween costume.
— Mark GJ (@brokentv.uk) October 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
19.
Roses are red
Pumpkins are orange
Poems are stupid— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) October 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Why didn’t the Mummy go to the party?
Because he was all wrapped up that evening.
— cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) (@comicprintinguk.bsky.social) 30 October 2025 at 18:53
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i love seeing someone in the traditional vampire costume. very safe. everyone knows you. that’s our buddy dracula
— slate (@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social) October 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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— Angus Mmmbrains (@angusmain.bsky.social) October 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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The best thing about Halloween approaching is being able to pass off the cobwebs in my house as spooky decorations.
— Amanda (@pandamoanimum.bsky.social) October 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
And a nice little nod to all ‘The doctor’s name is Frankenstein’ fans.
Frankenstein?
— Twonks (@twonks.bsky.social) October 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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27 weird and wonderful jokes to get us all into the Halloween spirit
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