Somebody asked for family-friendly jokes that always crack people up – 22 safe but still hilarious gems

12.

‘What do you call a dog with no legs? Who cares? It can’t come anyway.’
–subWoofer_0870

13.

‘What do you call a gorilla with cotton wool in its ears? Anything you like.’
–Penyrolewen1970

14.

‘A ‘Freudian slip’ is when you say one thing but mean your mother.’
–KermitTheArgonian

15.

‘I read a book about how they used to build ships. It was riveting.’
–limbodog

16.

‘If you’re thinking about going into the trades, know this:
Drilling holes in wood? That’s boring.
But fastening metal together? That’s riveting.’
–KING_CH1M4IRA

17.

‘What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.’
–timbillyosu

18.

‘Do you what’s so great about Switzerland? I don’t know either, but their flag is a big plus.’
–Tebasaki

19.

‘What did Mr Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.’
–Curlytomato

20.

‘Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!’
–BoozeIsTherapyRight

21.

‘How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg!’
–meowsqueak

22.

‘What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?’
–medicated_in_PHL

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