Cameron, Clegg, Miliband, Travel To Scotland To Personally Remind Voters What They’ll Be Free From

Independence News: The three Westminster party leaders have made the drastic decision to travel to Scotland to personally remind voters of the kind of pricks they’ll be free from if they vote in favour of independence.

“I was on the fence before this trio of pricks turned up, but now I know exactly how I’m voting,” said one man.

“Independence won’t ensure the people of Scotland a prick-free future, but it can ensure that it won’t be a future involving these particular pricks – just some slightly different pricks with a slightly different line of prick-patter.”

The decision by the three party leaders seems to have helped out many last-minute voters.

“Sometimes Westminster can feel a huge distance away from Scotland,” said another unsure voter.

“And now they’ve thoughtfully sent three of their biggest pricks to remind us first hand what we’ll be missing out on. I couldn’t be happier to see them go.”