KFC To Debut ‘Boneless® Feast Trough’ For Hungry Customers

Food News: The fast food company says it will now serve a deluxe boneless chicken feast out of a trough, to satisfy customers demanding portions bigger than a bucket.

“As our customers get hungrier and their bank accounts smaller, the Boneless® Feast Trough will provide KFC patrons with more tasty chicken and incredible value for money,” said a spokesman from the company.

“We didn’t need to conduct any consumer research to know that this is what customers wanted, we just looked into their eyes and saw the disappointment.”

The new trough feast will be available with either 36 or 42 pieces of chicken, along with fries, coleslaw and dips. Customers also have the option of having everything blended together to make a ‘Boneless® Slurry’.

“I can’t wait to get this home and share it with my wife and kids!” loudly exclaimed one man, who clearly lived alone and was probably planning on working his way through the entire trough while sitting in his car.