Corbyn not angry enough about attacks, says The Sun

Opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn is not shocked, outraged or revolted enough by the Paris attacks, says The Sun newspaper.

“There’s no sadness in those eyes,” comments the tabloid’s editorial today. “Not like that lovely dog.”

“If his hands are quivering it’s because of old age – not righteous indignation. And despite posting paparazzi outside his house all weekend we didn’t get a single shot of him on his knees screaming ‘why?’ while tearing out chunks of lawn.”

Some Sun readers were also quick to strongly condemn Corbyn’s lack of strong condemnation. “To say he conveys his deepest sympathy and expresses solidarity with the French people at this difficult time is just a fancy way of saying they brought it on themselves,” said Mike Tiddales on the newspaper’s website.

“Typical Corbyn,” added Sarah Lucakon, “he doesn’t care about what happened because he preaches a vicious creed of doing nothing and being lazy. Now take Cameron – there’s a real leader with real passion. His face always looks like it’s going explode.”