Neighbours complain to council about man’s 18ft ‘PENIS-tree’

Tree surgeon Chris Bishop, from Bromsgrove, Worcestershire, has spent three years pruning and shaping a 25-year-old Cypress tree into a distinctive shape.

The 18ft tree stands proud in Chris’ front garden much to the huge annoyance of his neighbours.

Chris, 43, told The Mirror: “”I’m a tree surgeon and spend my whole time trimming other people’s bushes. It already looked a bit rude so I thought I’d just give it a trim.”

A neighbour, who didn’t wish to be identified, said: “People in the street are pretty upset about it, but our neighbours who told the council said nothing had been done. It’s a massive eye-sore.”

Chris, who is single revealed that he has plans to develop the saucy shrub and incorporate a set of testicles to complete the package.

Some passers-by aren’t so affected by the gardener’s phallus.

Neighbour Emily Cooper told the Huffington Post : “To be honest with you once you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all!”