This rejection letter from “We Buy Any Car Dot Com” is hilarious

icallmydadstranger has posted a fantastic letter over on Reddit that apparently from We Buy Any Car Dot Com.

You should read it – it’s utterly preposterous:

And here’s a transcript if you’re squinting at the back

Dear Mr Jones

After reviewing your request that we value your ‘Little Tikes car’ and viewing the attached photo, we’ve come to the conclusion that you sent your request to simply waste our time.

The frequency in which you alluded to the toy as a vehicle and made reference to our name ‘We Buy Any Car’ makes it clear you knew this result was forthcoming. We have no interest in buying your item.

We’ve been kind enough to return your photo on the basis that you refrain from contacting us again.

This is the last time we will contact you.

Sincerely,

Adam Jennings.

Actually, it’s a joke from internet comedian @JamieDMJ, but it’s a great joke, so we want to believe, don’t you?

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4imwvc/we_buy_any_car/