People are sharing their “first seven jobs”: and these are the only seven tweets you need to read
Over on Twitter people are sharing their first seven jobs under the hashtag #firstsevenjobs.
It’s proving terrifically popular with even people like Buzz Aldrin joining in.
Here’s our favourite 7:
1. Buzz Aldrin used to wash dishes before he was an astronaut
#firstsevenjobs
Dish washer
Camp counselor
Fighter pilot
Astronaut
Commandant
Speaker
AuthorNow Global Space Statesman!
— Dr. Buzz Aldrin (@TheRealBuzz) August 7, 2016
2. Musician Calvin Harris was once a “donut cunt” in Safeway’s
https://twitter.com/CalvinHarris/status/761893126189350912
3. The bloke who invented Minecraft showing off that he never needs to work again. The swine.
https://twitter.com/notch/status/761982853764751365
4. A vlogger pointing out the precariousness of being a vlogger…
#firstsevenjobs
1. life guard
2. movie theatre
3. preschool teacher
4. youtuber
5.
6.
7. probably stripping— heyimbee (@heyimbee) August 6, 2016
5. Sean (whoever Sean is) is making jokes about Donald Trump
https://twitter.com/SeanMcElwee/status/762136711560302593
6. Ah… Mario
Plumber
Boxing referee
Doctor
Golfer
Tennis player
Kart racer
Hero#firstsevenjobs pic.twitter.com/kz82Ni7BPh— Brian Altano (@agentbizzle) August 6, 2016
7. Cthulhu is a fictional cosmic entity created by writer H. P. Lovecraft but apparently he had several jobs first…
#firstsevenjobs
Destructor of Ulilota
Subduer of Us-bo
Ruiner of Gubogg
Bane of Yameil
Scourge of Nygha
Conqueror of Yigga
Doom of Humanity— Cthulhu 2024 (@cthulhu4america) August 6, 2016
So about about you? What were your first seven jobs? Make sure you add your own in the comments on Facebook or Twitter.