This USA theatre has been given an amusingly scathing review by someone who had a terrbile time there

If you check out the Ford’s Theatre reviews on Yelp there’s one that’s pretty amusing:

Yep, that WAS where ol’ Abraham Lincoln was shot:

Lincoln was shot while watching the play Our American Cousin with his wife Mary Todd Lincoln at Ford’s Theatre in Washington, D.C..

Source: Wikipedia

Interestingly, Abe appears to have two reviews: the second one for Lincoln Memorial where he says, “actual size!”

Boom boom. (The Lincoln memorial is 30 meters tall).

Source: Yelp