The 7 stupidest / most brilliant things people have bought whilst drunk on the internet

A holidaymaker in Ibiza made the news when he got drunk and bought a £30k bus online.

It was a timely reminder that it’s not a good idea to buy anything from the internet when you’re smashed out of your senses.  

So Here are 7 of the best or worst drunk purchases that people have made, or that they’ve admitted to making, at least.

1. A dog playing the banjo:

“About a month ago, I was drunk redditting when someone posted a picture of his roommate’s drunk ebay purchase – a painting of a monkey holding a goblet. Apparently I found the seller he bought from, as this showed up at my door.”

Source: IMGuR

2. A dinosaur costume for the dog:

“Got drunk, bought a stegosaurus. No regrets. Never regret Dino Garb.”

Source: IMGuR

3. A book on how to craft using cat hair:

“My sister didn’t appreciate my drunk Amazon purchase.”

Source: IMGuR

4. A life-size cut-out of Nicolas Cage:

“So I got drunk while watching ‘Lord of War’ when I had access to amazon.”

Source: IMGuR

5. A stuffed squirrel, riding a toy horse:

“I just got drunk and bought this guy. What should I call him?”

Source: Reddit

6. A Chipmunk Light Sabre Tribute:

“Drunk Ebay Purchase I Just Made”

Source: IMGuR

7. Googly eyes for a car:

“Giant googley eyes. The best drunk online purchase I have made yet.”

Source: Reddit

But one of the most expensive and, it turns out, generous drunk purchases must surely belong to Reddit user mynameipaul, who admitted: “When I was 18 I came into a bit of money. A few weeks later I got drunk and paid my friend’s college tuition. He’s a web designer now.”

Wouldn’t we all love a mate like Paul!