25 Tweets That Made Our Week #1
1.
Weather forecasters. Stop editorialising rain as "horrible" and unbearably hot weather as "lovely". Just relay the data and let me decide.
— Jason (@NickMotown) September 13, 2016
2.
It's fine. Nothing will actually happen until Mary Berry triggers Arctic Roll 50. #Breadxit #GBBO
— Claire Davies (@cloudavies) September 12, 2016
3.
https://twitter.com/alanalevinson/status/774226838495305728
4.
When you accidentally drunk buy an elephant on eBay and have to read the instructions before you can use it… pic.twitter.com/N0v7W6CBN9
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) September 9, 2016
5.
'What are you putting in that omelette?'
'Oh, you know. The usual.' pic.twitter.com/6eQr1JTnWT— Rebecca Roache (@rebecca_roache) September 9, 2016
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https://twitter.com/thetigersez/status/773919739986845697
7.
Been at uni two minutes and mums already cock blocked me pic.twitter.com/DImccoIrCs
— Mac (@McMillanCharlie) September 6, 2016
8.
watching Ireland play football is as relaxing as drinking a wasp smoothie
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) September 5, 2016
9.
https://twitter.com/breakingbutter/status/772893447200051200
10.
Well injecting heroin won't help their numbers… pic.twitter.com/XMg0KcnHT7
— Mat (@MatCro) September 5, 2016
11.
Starbucks coffee is disgusting. First of all it tastes like soap, second of all u have to get it from dispensers in the BATHROOM????
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 4, 2016
12.
Destroy the housing market
Replace grad jobs with unpaid internships
Tell them to buy a house— Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella) September 4, 2016
13.
Twitter is a brilliant place for many of the most intelligent people on the planet to waste their potential together.
— Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy) September 3, 2016
14.
— Roger Federer (@rogerfederer) September 3, 2016
15.
https://twitter.com/sannewman/status/771922507590934529
16.
The older I get the less of a possibility there is that any mail I open could be good news.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) September 2, 2016
17.
Tweet every day with the confidence of a man with 34 followers shouting at a celebrity.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) September 2, 2016
18.
https://twitter.com/yo_rochelle/status/771767113048584193
19.
https://twitter.com/_Noble/status/768564621494149121
20.
Turns out my overwhelming feeling of personal inadequacy could not be solved by the iPhone 7. Total ripoff!
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 16, 2016
21.
When your mates texting his wife and you need her number https://t.co/e44V0yVClQ
— . (@VirgilDanDijk) September 16, 2016
22.
I love the fact that Hillary Clinton ended her rally with "I feel good" by James Brown. Who died of pneumonia.
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) September 16, 2016
23.
https://twitter.com/IsolatedBrit/status/776673699156099072
24.
https://twitter.com/matthaig1/status/776211995351740417
25.
To pass you must first answer the riddle of the Sphynx pic.twitter.com/3GBjyN7CQK
— Lucah 🐴 Mom (@lucahjin) September 14, 2016
[compiled by @itsjamesherring]