ASOS’ Halloween blood choker has an embarrassing design flaw

It’s the season of fangs, frights and face-paint as people get their Halloween costumes assembled and the more creative are looking for something different so they can stand out from the crowd. Fashion and beauty retailer ASOS is advertising something very different in the shape of a choker described as ‘dripping blood’, but the only trouble is, it’s not red – it’s white.

Now, as far as we can tell, blood isn’t white, but you know what is? That’s right – semen! They’re basically selling a jizz choker. Good job, ASOS. That ought to scare people!

Source: ASOS

HT: metro.co.uk