This dad’s tweets about Halloween with his young daughters are brilliant

Comedy writer James Breakwell, also known as @XplodingUnicorn, is a very popular guy over on Twitter, largely due to his hilarious tweets about family life, mostly involving his four young daughters. In a series of recent tweets, James has illustrated some of the challenges brought about by Halloween.
Here are eight of them for you to enjoy.

1.

4-year-old: Can I wear my wizard costume today?

Me: No. You’ll ruin it before Halloween.

4: I'll use magic to fix it.

Checkmate.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 28, 2016

2.

4-year-old: How come we only trick-or-treat on Halloween?

Me: People won't give you candy on other days.

4: Have you tried?

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 27, 2016

3.

Me: I'm heading to the grocery store.

6-year-old: Why? We're about to get Halloween candy.

Me: You need other food, too.

6: Maybe YOU do.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 28, 2016

4.

Source: @XplodingUnicorn

5.

My 2-year-old won’t go down the stairs

She's terrified of the jack-o-lanterns at the bottom

I know what I'm putting around my bed tonight.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 29, 2016

6.

I had to make a new rule today:

No killing curses in front of Grandma.

Raising muggles must be so much easier.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 29, 2016

7.

I make my kids put their candy one communal bowl.

I don’t care if they share with each other.

I just want it to be easier for me to steal.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 30, 2016

8.

Source: @XplodingUnicorn

And if you thought that it was just Halloween that caused mayhem in the Breakwell household, James also had this to say, “My daughter’s lip is bleeding. None of her sisters know what happened. At least they know the first rule of Fight Club.”

HT: i100