Read Jilly Cooper’s ‘elasticated waist sex scene’

@Kateofhysteria over on Twitter notes, “Now, I love Jilly Cooper. But elasticated waists have no place in a sex scene.”

We were amused enough by this to track down the extract – it’s from Mount and the whole passage is mind-bending. “Oh buttercunt, oh buttercunt” can you imagine anyone saying that?

Maybe we should start running The Poke Bad Sex Writing awards?

Source: Twitter/@KateOfHysteria