34 times “Grumpy Skeletor” was the funniest Twitter account in the world
“He-Man is a dick” writes @GrumpySkeletor in an increasingly popular Twitter account with more than 100,000 followers.
The joke is a good one, and here it is 34 times – each better than the last.
1.
Highlight of my day had to be when I called He-Man a massive shitbiscuit and then escaped on my jet pack. pic.twitter.com/NAIOD9Tv5j
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) April 6, 2016
2.
https://twitter.com/GrumpySkeletor/status/666203731692789760
3.
https://twitter.com/GrumpySkeletor/status/837021026814951424
4.
He-Man is waiting for a bus, but they don't run on bank holidays.
Not going to tell him though, as he's an arsehole pic.twitter.com/gUMNL0WBQe
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 29, 2016
5.
After seeing Donald Trump yesterday morning, Nigel Farage popped over to Snake Mountain to spend some time with another evil overlord. pic.twitter.com/L7KsD0wGxo
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) November 14, 2016
6.
Worst Bee Gee tribute act ever. pic.twitter.com/gYBed1GjKT
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 5, 2015
7.
https://twitter.com/GrumpySkeletor/status/772392586342457344
8.
Well. This is awkward. pic.twitter.com/HFOITjgYQx
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 19, 2015
9.
In 1999 Noel Edmonds was so upset at the cancellation of House Party that he did a big shit in the Blue Peter pond. pic.twitter.com/YXV9z28gfZ
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) July 5, 2015
10.
He-Man's outside, totally drunk. He's calling me a "skull-faced wanker" and he's trying to get in. pic.twitter.com/B84d8WCRv0
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) January 30, 2016
11.
https://twitter.com/GrumpySkeletor/status/818171346702176256
13.
Honestly I don't think there's anything He-Man wouldn't stick his dick in. pic.twitter.com/PVCZPH7cO7
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) December 2, 2015
14.
https://twitter.com/GrumpySkeletor/status/827250479121985538
15.
And it's me that gets labelled the bad guy. pic.twitter.com/LqGLri5MLz
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) January 13, 2016
16.
https://twitter.com/GrumpySkeletor/status/667055026964201472
17.
I forgot that Greggs doesn't open until 10am on a Sunday and now I've got to wait here for an hour like a right twat pic.twitter.com/jUC57eLGrY
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) March 20, 2016
18.
Finally spent the Primark gift voucher I got for Christmas. pic.twitter.com/b5jlJWizql
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) April 4, 2016
19.
Only one small rock in the whole of this canyon, and it's no surprise which bellend trips over it. pic.twitter.com/t3vCib5xug
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) April 18, 2015
20.
https://twitter.com/GrumpySkeletor/status/835224487570391040
21.
https://twitter.com/GrumpySkeletor/status/833411829393141760
22.
https://twitter.com/GrumpySkeletor/status/827599293599121408
23.
That feeling you get when you ask Beast Man to get some chocolate from Londis and he returns with a fucking Caramac. pic.twitter.com/T9b6nRiapt
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) April 15, 2016
24.
I can confirm that Bumholeman is at Snake Mountain undergoing a medical. #TransferDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/fFL2vDDbxO
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 31, 2016
25.
I never quite know what to do with my arms when I'm having my photo taken. pic.twitter.com/7e3Cvbw48Q
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) August 7, 2015
26.
Just lent Man-At-Arms 50p to go on the spaceship outside Tesco. pic.twitter.com/hgCJ1AkABN
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) May 8, 2015
27.
That awkward moment when you walk into the lounge and catch He-Man sending pictures of his dick on snapchat again. pic.twitter.com/V0F1chdk1D
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) September 10, 2016
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https://twitter.com/GrumpySkeletor/status/685803106161012736
29.
Trap Jaw has just wiped his arse with the wrong hand again. pic.twitter.com/kvIniffBCL
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) February 29, 2016
30.
This is not normal. pic.twitter.com/CRrTaHkjFD
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) January 30, 2016
31.
I'm going to reboot Masters of the Universe but this time call it The Amazing Adventures of Skeletor and Some Massively Annoying Twats. pic.twitter.com/fHAIc1DDjz
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) March 19, 2017
32.
https://twitter.com/GrumpySkeletor/status/731551858267967488
33.
Beast Man thought that 'bukakke' was the Japanese word for 'birthday'. It's not. Worst party EVER. pic.twitter.com/xJedAKJC3u
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) March 3, 2017
34.
Dear diary,
He-Man was a massive twat today.
The end. pic.twitter.com/3nmMBYyNmo
— GrumpySkeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) October 9, 2015