People on Twitter are playing a #SuggestapolicyforUKIP game and it’s funny as hell

The usual lot on Twitter including @Danrholden are playing a fun game of thinking up UKIP policies and the results are pretty funny.

Here’s 17 more of their best.

1.

#SuggestAPolicyForUKIP
Ban croissants
German Shepherds to start paying tax
Mecca Bingo to be deported
No fun
Ale for all school children

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) April 24, 2017

2.

Ensure all members are labelled correctly in any photographs #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP pic.twitter.com/CMFrSTy7Ok

— Dr Jez Phillips (@drjezphillips) April 24, 2017

3.
https://twitter.com/c9shark/status/856575079710437386
4.

All Indian restaurants must have bangers and mash on the menu #SuggestapolicyforUKIP

— Dave cunny (@cunndv) April 24, 2017

5.

Extend the character count on Twitter so supporters can prefix every tweet with "I'm not being racist but" #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP

— Chris Thompson (@MrChris_T) April 24, 2017

6.

British chips for British shoulders. #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP pic.twitter.com/hi6AVbTlSY

— James Melville 🚜 (@JamesMelville) April 24, 2017

7.

June 23rd to be called St Nigel's Day, where people celebrate by writing lies on the side of a bus #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP

— Bad Advice Rabbit (@badadvicerabbit) April 24, 2017

8.
https://twitter.com/KRISTIANTCARTER/status/856549531323961344
9.

"No Shariah for Queen, no Hijab for Queen. This is our England."#SuggestAPolicyForUKIP pic.twitter.com/7qWaF2ojAs

— Bilal Mahmood (@bilalmahmooduk) April 24, 2017

10.

A ban on foreign foods, just good British food like pizza and kebabs #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP

— James Cleverley (@JamesCleverley1) April 24, 2017

11.
https://twitter.com/RedGerry/status/856524697600757761
12.
https://twitter.com/QuintUK/status/856590839862185984
13.
https://twitter.com/AndrewsC1973/status/856583514493509632
14.
https://twitter.com/rach__hell/status/856570894021513221
15.

#SuggestAPolicyForUKIP get a leader who is elected as an MP

— Parveen (@Parveen_Comms) April 24, 2017

16.

French and German lessons in schools replaced by teaching pupils to speak English slowly and loudly to foreigners #SuggestAPolicyForUKIP

— Dan Holden (@danrholden) April 24, 2017

17.
https://twitter.com/dect69/status/856523280186052608

Do YOU have any suggestions?