This Irish bar has a price list for lies to tell to partners who’ve phoned up asking where their husbands are

“Never change Ireland.” notes AcoupleofIrishfolk over on Reddit.

• “€10: Yeah he’s working late at the office and he’s just very busy finishing work”, says mhuraizee
• ‘Many years ago I knew of a bar called “The Office.” The payphone booth (told you years ago) was totally soundproof save a quiet recording that would play. The recording had the sound of typewriters, teletype machines, pagers beeping and overhead speaker sounds like: “Mr Jones, please call reception.” That way you could tell your spouse: “Sorry Honey…I’m still at The Office” without being untruthful’, writes somewhereinks
• “So you hand your mobile phone to the bartender when she rings? I like it”, says bravobracus

Source: Reddit