Simon McCoy just had the very best response to Elon Musk constantly wanging on about the UK going to hell in a handcart

Maga had a meltdown because a Disney cruise’s Mrs Claus actress is black, and the facepalms were visible from the North Pole

The Birth of Jesus children’s book excruciatingly narrated by A.I. Donald Trump isn’t satire – but it really, really should be

Rupert Lowe went on a massive rant about London being dreadful, and got owned all the way back to Great Yarmouth – 23 capital clapbacks

Vivian Jenna Wilson had the perfect riposte to estranged dad Elon Musk’s attack on her, and the internet was very much here for it – 14 cheers to the rafters

A new dad turned to Reddit for advice on how to raise his little girl and the replies were surprisingly heartwarming – 17 tips everyone can learn from

This activist’s powerful viral tweet perfectly sums up why so many people have no desire to visit the US under Donald Trump

Rejoice! Looks like Tommy Robinson’s ‘Put the Christ Back in Christmas’ carol rally was a big old turkey

Donald Trump trying to flip a coin is the most unintentionally hilarious thing you’ll see today – 17 priceless responses

People have been sharing what happened to the smartest person they went to school with – the varying fates of 16 academic high flyers

Somebody asked men about the best compliment they’d ever received from a woman – 22 unexpectedly wholesome answers

What was your “could never be me” but did indeed become you? – 17 plot twists people thought they were safe from

Thomas Skinner tried desperately to start a festive sing-song on the London Tube – 17 merry reactions to make your Christmas

Lettuce rejoice in HIGNFY’s savage review of Liz Truss and her barking mad YouTube talk show

Porn star Bonnie Blue has joined Reform UK, saying she “stands with Nigel Farage” – 14 X-rated reactions