Get the most out of Wimbledon fortnight with these 14 tennis twop twips
It’s day three of Wimbledon and there’s still some British players other than Andy Murray still in it!
To celebrate, here’s a succession of tennnis twop twips from the @twoptwips archive. You won’t go wrong with these.
1.
SCHOOL CHILDREN. Pretend you're in the crowd at Wimbledon by applauding when your teacher asks you to be quiet.
(via @Madame_LazPagz)— π§ππΌπ½ π§ππΆπ½π (@TwopTwips) July 6, 2014
2.
PRETEND you're a pro tennis player by asking your greengrocer for 3 apples and then rolling one back to him.
(via @bigjim65000)— π§ππΌπ½ π§ππΆπ½π (@TwopTwips) January 18, 2013
3.
BRING the thrill of professional tennis into the office by grunting with every key press and then stopping to eat a banana. @GinBroguesHats
β Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) February 10, 2016
4.
TENNIS PLAYERS.
Have a quick snack between each point by using this as a sweatband. pic.twitter.com/btQD8EDN58 (via @joeheenan)β Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) July 8, 2015
5.
TENNIS FANS. Pretend you’re at Wimbledon by simply clapping and cheering every time a pigeon lands on your lawn. (via @IHPower)
β Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) July 7, 2015
6.
PRETEND you're a professional tennis player by wiping your face on a towel every 30 seconds then throwing it at a child. (via @_b_4)
— π§ππΌπ½ π§ππΆπ½π (@TwopTwips) June 30, 2015
7.
PRETEND youβre a GIANT tennis player by putting your baby in its high chair and then shaking its hand.
(via @Tech_Hubstation)— π§ππΌπ½ π§ππΆπ½π (@TwopTwips) June 30, 2015