FBI documents reveals the world’s worst pickup line

Poke Staff. Updated July 24th, 2017

An FBI document reveals the kind of smooth pickup line that an aspiring James Bond might use behind the Iron Curtain. Try reading it in a Roger Moore voice for added effect.

https://twitter.com/resentfultweet/status/888437748603998208

Clearly the women of the KGB are very dedicated to their profession if they have to hear chat like that. And there’s a possibility it inspired this scene in the James Bond film Tomorrow Never Dies.

This line was basically used in Tomorrow Never Dies. https://t.co/oRBFHLeyzv pic.twitter.com/Z3pUu4C4Be

— Winthrop Rodgers (@wrodgers2) July 22, 2017

What a zinger.