Brave little soldier Piers Morgan hosts Good Morning Britain with 3 broken ribs
Piers Morgan took to Twitter to boast about what a brave, tough man he is and it didn’t go very well.
UPDATE: I'll be co-hosting @GMB tomorrow with 3 broken ribs. For the more fragile snowflakes among you, this is called 'manning up'. 👊👊
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 3, 2017
Step forward American long-distance runner Dane Rauschenberg with some terrific roasting.
I ran the Pikes Peak Marathon with a separated shoulder. Fuck off with your "sitting and talking", shitdick. pic.twitter.com/FOGDesAQcq
— Dane Rauschenberg (@SeeDaneRun) September 3, 2017
This young fella wheeled a halfmarathon, wiped out, had a headwound and got up and finished. Eat shit, wee boy. https://t.co/N3qjJS0S4O pic.twitter.com/mnaDG0zWYg
— Dane Rauschenberg (@SeeDaneRun) September 3, 2017
This young lass tripped in the dark, knocked her head, got a concussion and finished running 100km. You talk like a fucking moron. pic.twitter.com/lUn8TqnYKb
— Dane Rauschenberg (@SeeDaneRun) September 3, 2017
She competes in obstacle course races despite the fact that she TWICE got hit by a car in a 6 week period. You suck. https://t.co/BVKLit180I pic.twitter.com/VKC8OUOhCe
— Dane Rauschenberg (@SeeDaneRun) September 3, 2017
IOW, go fuck yourself, Piers. I have lanced boils which have more integrity, spine, and intestinal fortitude than you.
— Dane Rauschenberg (@SeeDaneRun) September 3, 2017
In summary:
A real man wouldn't have felt the need to tell everyone.
— Ess Eye Ee (@esseyeee) September 3, 2017