Madonna moaning about the delivery guy is the oddest tweet you’ve ever been able to relate to

It turns out Madonna is just like you and me after all.

When you've been arguing with fed-ex all week that you really are Madonna and they still won't release your package. 🙄!#bitchplease pic.twitter.com/UQdms69w49

— Madonna (@Madonna) September 5, 2017

It could be the most entertaining thing the singer has released in years.

Hi, this is Julie. I would like to help. Please DM your delivery address, tracking & phone numbers. https://t.co/7vnSkvqx3r

— FedEx Help (@FedExHelp) September 5, 2017

Nice try Julie

— Alexandra Heminsley (@Hemmo) September 5, 2017

Would give my right arm to see Madge down the Royal Mail depot waving a crumpled "sorry we missed you" card. https://t.co/P0mQVPDG2u

— The Guyliner (@theguyliner) September 5, 2017

I'm going to Sainsbury's later for bananas, can pick it up on the way back if you want.

— Halo (@EatMyHalo) September 5, 2017

Get into the groove
Boy you got to prove
Your identity (with a valid driver's licence and a recent utility bill) https://t.co/fIhEKrXhmT

— William Ham Bevan (@HamBevan) September 5, 2017

Ask them to leave it in the shed.

— Mark Sparrow (@Markgsparrow) September 5, 2017

This is the oddest 'relatable' tweet I've ever seen

— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) September 5, 2017

FedEx be like: pic.twitter.com/IiGjim1aQO

— Dex (@DexterUnited) September 5, 2017