24 jokes that are “so bad that they are good”
Over on Redddit skip_lv23 is asking “What’s a joke so bad it’s good?” says over on Reddit.
Us personally? Well, “What’s grey and comes in pints. An elephant.” And, of course, “What’s brown an sticky? A stick”
Anyway, we read them ALL Reddit’s answers picked 24 of the best.
1
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
–Admiral_Burrito
2
Limbo champion walks into a bar…he’s disqualified.
–Suburbanslim
3
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
–PopeliusJones
4
If a sentence only contains a dependant clause.
–frxyz
5
What’s green and fuzzy, has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree?
A pool table
–kwcc24
6
What goes down but doesn’t come up?
A yo
–goatman2112
7
“Do you know why, when geese fly together, one side is longer?”
Wait for them to ask why, then say:
“Because that side has more geese.”
–Storm_Bard
8
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To Who?
*Annoying English major eyeroll* Uhm it’s to WHOM.
–Caliblair
9
What’s ET short for?
— Extraterrestrial
No it’s because he has little legs
–surprisefaceclown
10
Tell someone you have a GREAT knock knock joke, but they have to start it.
“Knock knock”
Reply with “who’s there?
Enjoy the awkward silence as they try to figure it out.
–nobedthrowaway
11
I told my wife I was going to build us a car out of spaghetti.
She said I was crazy and to stop making stupid comments.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
–jkwolly
12
What’s Mozart up to these days?
Decomposing
–BattyAccountant
13
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
“Fsh”
–pakett
14
What did the buffalo say when his son went to college?
*Bison*
–_Kenney_
15
“What did the pirate get on his report card?”
“Seven Cs”
I’ve gotten some real solid groans out of that one. It’s my favorite.
–Ozocubu
16
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t you **START** ANYTHING!!!”
–cultureless-swine
17
How do you make an egg roll?
You push it.
–oliveyoutoo
18
Knock knock
Who’s there
Spell
Spell who
W h o
–Greg17960
19
What’s red, and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
–Scrappy_Larue
20
How do you know how heavy a chilli pepper is?
give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
–shitpost_lurker
21
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
–ItzSam91
22
Did I ever tell you the last words my father said to me before he kicked the bucket?
He said, “Son, watch how far I can kick this bin.”
–Anne_Frank_Drum_Solo
23
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
–badassmthrfkr
24
“What do you call a deer with no eyes?”
NO EYED DEER!
–AyeYoDisRon
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Source: Reddit