If Corbyn had Grime, the Conservatives have… Bear Grylls?

Corbyn had the backing of the Grime scene – and as a man who knows how to survive in hostile environments, Bear Grylls seems the perfect choice to give a motivational speech at the Conservative Party Conference.

Needless to say a noted piss-chugger dressed as a ten-year-old boy had a few jokes made at his expense.

Bear Grylls eats camel poo on TV but appearing at Conservative Party Conference is by far the most degrading thing I've seen him do #CPC17

— Karl Hansen (@karl_fh) October 3, 2017

https://twitter.com/SimonNRicketts/status/915167215904854016

https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/915166797233455105

Bear Grylls does things that would make most people gag. Drinking his own piss, eating camel shit, speaking at the Tory Party Conference…

— Stansaid Airport (@StansaidAirport) October 3, 2017

Bear Grylls addressing #CPC17 and demonstrating how to use a scout knife to remove stones from Jacob Rees-Mogg's hooves.

— Bernie Banter (@BanterBernie) October 3, 2017

Of course Bear Grylls is speaking at the conservative conference. He likes to teach the public how to eat shit. pic.twitter.com/DCX5AcKmQn

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 3, 2017

Here’s some video that really captures the dynamic, exciting atmosphere of the Conservative Party Conference this year. Buckle up!

Bear Grylls has shown up in his scout uniform at Tory Party conference and told everyone to stand up… pic.twitter.com/tZSy24DOFC

— Richard Wheeler (@richard_kaputt) October 3, 2017

It’s certainly very sad news for some of you.

RT if you're dropping Bear Grylls from your wank bank today.

— Philip J. Ellis (he/him) (@Philip_Ellis) October 3, 2017