‘This is my favourite letter I’ve ever received,’ says Derren Brown. You’ll see why
We hope this isn’t some kind of mind-bending trick and we all end up robbing banks.
Think this is my favourite letter I’ve ever received. Up on my wall of course. pic.twitter.com/NVXecXKuMY
— Derren Brown (@DerrenBrown) October 5, 2017
Where to start?
That 4th paragraph though. Gotta love a list that begins GENTLE WANK and ends with MUFF.
— Letters of Note (@LettersOfNote) October 5, 2017
"Gentle wank, bugger gay cock" is one of my favourite opening lines to a poem.
— MꙬse Allain (@MooseAllain) October 5, 2017
I like how the capital 'R' is cut off, as if it's a clue for detectives to help trace the typewriter used in a crime. Someone call Poirot.
— Paul Abbott (@Pablovich) October 5, 2017
It's amazing how people who think like him, so often own typewriters like his too.
— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) October 5, 2017
You had me at "MUFF"
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) October 5, 2017
Reminds me of Mary Whitehouse's frequent complaint "it was absolute filth from beginning to end." Meaning she carried on watching.
— Simon (@Mirthematician) October 5, 2017
I'm just nipping out to Waterstones
— David Paxton (@DavidDPaxton) October 5, 2017
Be scared be very scared ! pic.twitter.com/ff0XgljGky
— S o n i a ⚡️ (@CandiesnPixels) October 5, 2017
We’re off to hold up our local NatWest.