“We do the chewing so you don’t have to”

It’s November, so that means it’s Christmas and you can chug down a Christmas pudding smoothie every day for the next two months! Yay?

From somewhere in my quarter-century-distant memories of A-level biology, my brain just presented me with the word 'chyme'. #nothanks pic.twitter.com/m0au1grqSW

— Melissa Harrison (@M_Z_Harrison) November 1, 2017

"We do the chewing so you don't have to"

— Patrick Laurie (@GallowayGrouse) November 1, 2017

And “chyme” is the perfect description. Unfortunately.

Now wishing I hadn’t googled that word… I never did biology… At least it’s probably served cold… Now wondering if that’s any better… 😉

— Helen (@Helenintgarden) November 1, 2017

This is not *just* partially digested stomach contents…
That looks and sounds utterly repulsive. Get a grip, Marks.

— Louise Norgate (@CitrineWB) November 1, 2017

We’d rather drink this festive tipple.