16 things overheard in Los Angeles which will make you roll your eyes
@Realoverheardla is a a Twitter account which posts stuff overheard in Los Angeles and it’s pretty amusing – here’s 16 of their best.
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https://twitter.com/realoverheardla/status/907160510403026944
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Woman: "Excuse me, how long is this march going to go on for?"
Police office: "About 4 more years, lady."@DTLA City Hall
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) January 22, 2017
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Adult: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
8-Year-Old: “I don’t know. The market will be so different then.”
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) October 24, 2017
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"Ted Talks are like the millennial church."
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) November 10, 2017
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"Can we break up somewhere else? This is my favorite Whole Foods."
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) July 7, 2017
6.
"Fuck I got hacked!"
"Bank or Instagram?"
"Bank!"
"Oh, thank god."— Overheard (@realoverheardla) June 1, 2017
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"The first time I did acid, I unfollowed all the Jenners and Kardashians on Instagram."
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) July 5, 2017
8.
Can I get a glass of champagne?
Can I see your ID?
I left my ID at home but I can show you the Insta I posted on my 21st birthday in Vegas
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) October 17, 2017
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*Homeless man holding sign Anything Helps
Girl: "I have some kombucha??"
Homeless Man: "What the fuck is that?"
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) November 4, 2017
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Can you imagine marrying someone without having sex first?
I can't imagine having dinner with someone without having sex with them first.
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) October 18, 2017
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Outside a club:
Girl Yelling: "I hope uber surges on you!"Girl 2: "I drove here, bitch."
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) October 9, 2017
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Flight from LA:
Dad holding his newborn daughter up:
"Be a good baby okay, don't fuck this up for everyone."
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) October 5, 2017
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"You seem like you're really loyal. Like you have bad taste in men but you stick by your shitty choices."
"Thank you."
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) November 4, 2017
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"Dried mango is the beef jerky of Los Angeles."
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) June 10, 2017
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Cashier: "Sign?"
Customer: "Sagittarius."
Cashier: "I meant I need your signature."— Overheard (@realoverheardla) June 9, 2017
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"LA isn't meant to be lived in, it's a giant amusement park; you just stay as long as you can before you have to go home."
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) May 22, 2017
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Dad: “Are these shirts bisexual?”
Salesperson: “You mean unisex?”
— Overheard (@realoverheardla) October 22, 2017