If this recipe can be described as “salad” then you can be anything you want to be

Paul Fairie‏ has spotted this amazing ancient recipe which involves a doughnut, 1/4 of a pound of cheese and is described as “salad”

If this can be a salad, you can be anything. pic.twitter.com/K4KHNn1ZIm

— Paul Fairie (@paulisci) October 11, 2017

As Paul says, “If this can be a salad, you can be anything.”

And we bet you’re wondering what this delicious salad looks like

Guess some can be anything then pic.twitter.com/YhfCgbKE9Z

— Eddie P (@EddieP646) October 12, 2017

“Here’s my recipe for ‘ice and whisky salad’ – take a glass, fill with whisky. Add ice to taste.” says @Metatone2.

Thank you internet, thank you.