People are mocking boxer Floyd Mayweather for boasting about his “$30,000 crystal glass ping pong table”
Another day, and another moment in boxer Floyd Mayweather’s too-much-money and no-idea-how-to-spend-it life.
Fooling around, playing my cousin Roy on my $30,000 crystal glass ping pong table. pic.twitter.com/2PN9VbnQhI
— Floyd Mayweather (@FloydMayweather) February 10, 2018
Can you imagine having a spare $30,000 and spending it on a crystal glass ping pong table? Of all the things!
Pretty sure if you ever spoke to a ping ponger and ask them, “what’s the best ping pong table?” they’d do, “the professional competition standard ones are good.”
“So what about a crystal one?”
“No, that’s stupid.”
Anyway. Let’s go over to the internet for the mockery. We might not be rich but we can mock them and that’s nearly as good as money –
ten tweets coming up
1. “crystal dart board”
I’ll sell you my crystal dart board for $100k. It’s a steal at that price.
— John Anthony (@fordhamjpac) February 10, 2018
2. Imagine this being used….
That’s nothing! I got a glass toilet pic.twitter.com/ESeIwdRcks
— Miguel (@UnkhanciousAmir) February 10, 2018
3. Money can’t buy you love
My man. I can imagine having his money. I can’t imagine still trying to impress people with it. That makes him sad.
— Matthew Baker (@mattbakerLAOKC) February 10, 2018
4. Ping pong truthers…
Bih that's a regular glass table wit a net above it ?
— YTry (@YTry_) February 10, 2018
5. Yep, telling people the price, so gauche
How much is it again mate?
— Andy Hart (@Andy_Spireite) February 10, 2018
6. Just abuse
Your ping pong table is fucking shite mate
— kieron (@kierongray) February 10, 2018
7. Siri, show us a reusable joke format
"Twitter, show me an illustration of the phrase 'money can't buy you taste', please" https://t.co/klTWPInG6r
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) February 11, 2018
8. You gotta look on the bright side
I enjoy seeing the shit people think up to con money out of the rich
— Rob Manuel (@robmanuel) February 11, 2018
9. Oh the problems, so many problems
Looking forward to the first time someone plonks a carrier bag full of tinnies on it and the whole bloody thing shatters.
— Alex von Tunzelmann (@alexvtunzelmann) February 12, 2018
10. Sniff sniff
Yeah right, ping pong. Of course that would be the primary use of large glass table.
— Darren Smith (@AnInfiniteDaz) February 11, 2018
Anyway. Good luck to the boxer who could deffo beat us up.