“Elon Musk’s full name is actually Elongated Muskrat”, 15 people’s “full names” according to funny people on the internet
People are playing a good name on the internet, thinking up what the real names of various celebs and fictional characters might be.
Here’s 15 of the best.
1.
mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) February 26, 2018
2.
https://twitter.com/memesg0d/status/961805842021576705
3.
J.R.R. Tolkien's full name is Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.
— Enrique Shockwave (@UNDEADTRESOR) January 12, 2016
4.
C3PO's full name is charles post office post office post office
— ally 𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 🐊🧑🍳🐕🏳️🌈 (@notacroc) November 7, 2016
5.
mike Pence's full name is michael pencil
— Dr. Charlotta Lofqvist, S.J. (@jon_snow_420) March 29, 2017
6.
fifty cent's full name is fif thank you cent
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) December 18, 2016
7.
https://twitter.com/_l_m_c_/status/98399965252042752
8.
https://twitter.com/holyscum/status/932096437327761408
9.
Iggy Pop's full name is Ignorant Populace.
— Steve vs. Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) September 21, 2016
10.
Benedict Cumberpatch's full name is Benedictionary Cucumbercabbagepatch.
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) December 30, 2015
11.
her full name is Mary Jeff Blige
— mustard clown (@markydoodoo) February 4, 2018
12.
Darth Vader's full name is Dartholomew Spaceinvader.
— Ollie Garch (Not Sanctioned) (@ojedge) July 30, 2014
13.
ben affleck's full name is ben as fuck fleck
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) May 3, 2016
14.
Kenny G's full name is
Kenneth Genneth.— Ollie Garch (Not Sanctioned) (@ojedge) February 21, 2018
15.
https://twitter.com/bananagrvyrd/status/966503666822860801
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