Four things that look like boobs that aren’t boobs (including some lights, a bog roll, a bit of wood and a mystery fourth one)

A common trope of viral internet content is “stuff that looks like dicks” but in the interests of gender equality, here’s some stuff that looks like boobs.

1. These lights

Note to self be careful when choosing new lights 🙈 pic.twitter.com/ToKkh0Wyiy

— @Aoifs123 (@Aoifs123) March 10, 2018

2. This toilet paper dispenser

Source: Reddit

3. This bit of wood

Source: imgur

4. And best of all… Writing “80085” on a calculator

Because I'm old or something I got myself a real calculator for work. I like it so much more. Still wrote 80085. pic.twitter.com/XOY6F4ts0K

— Olivia Grace (she/her) (@oliviadgrace) April 27, 2016

This is possibly the most erotic post we’ve ever written.