“How to be a joyless git in a French restaurant in 1930”

Normal Bates. Updated March 19th, 2018

This extract from an English to French phrasebook would make you sound like an utter asshat.

How to be a joyless git in a French restaurant c1930 pic.twitter.com/ELQB0K0X2H

— Lucy Fishwife 🥐 (@lucyfishwife) March 17, 2018

Just eat your damn meal and if it’s crap don’t leave a tip and don’t go back.

And it gets worse

“DO NOT TAKE ME TO ANY VULGAR PLACES” pic.twitter.com/XpveBmx42y

— Lucy Fishwife 🍸 (@lucyfishwife) March 17, 2018

Sounding remarking like someone picking up hookers

“I AM IN NO WAY A SEX TOURIST” pic.twitter.com/SR05ulX5ei

— Lucy Fishwife 🍸 (@lucyfishwife) March 17, 2018

And the title if you are interested

I got it from the very excellent @lloydsofkewbook pic.twitter.com/lebrFxdIMW

— Lucy Fishwife 🍸 (@lucyfishwife) March 17, 2018