6 times Liverpool’s James Milner was brilliantly boring on Twitter
Liverpool defender, James Milner, is known for being a versatile footballer and a nice guy. He’s not known for being particularly exciting, which is why the Boring James Milner parody account on Twitter is so enjoyable.
Here are 11 of its most hilariously boring moments.
1.
Jürgen Klopp wants us to get an early night before the Derby tomorrow but he doesn't realise it's my birthday. I always spring clean my garage today.
— Boring Milner (@BoringMilner) January 4, 2018
2.
If you turn your hoover on at exactly 11:51:01 on New Years Eve, you will have hoovered the whole of downstairs at exactly midnight.
Start your New Year off right.
— Boring Milner (@BoringMilner) December 22, 2017
3.
It's been 16 days since we last played a football match. That's 384 hours. 23,040 minutes. Or 1,383,400 seconds.
— Boring Milner (@BoringMilner) February 27, 2017
4.
I just said to Mo Salah Have you seen the Barcelona result? He said No. I said Roma won 3-0. He said You're kidding? I said No. I'm not joking. He said Are you sure? I said Yes. Go and check for yourself. So that's what he's doing right now. He's checking for himself.
— Boring Milner (@BoringMilner) April 10, 2018
5.
Funny story from the bench. I accidentally brought out Dominic Solanke's shinpads instead of my own. I can't stop laughing.
— Boring Milner (@BoringMilner) August 12, 2017
6.
Funny story from training. I asked Jürgen if I could start this weekend. He said He'd think about it and walked off and then I said Ok.
— Boring Milner (@BoringMilner) August 16, 2017
7.
I said to Mo Salah Well done on scoring your 43rd goal this season. He said Have I really scored that many? I said Yes, you have. You scored 41 goals before tonight and because you scored 2 that means you've scored 43. He said Thanks for that, James. I said No worries.
— Boring Milner (@BoringMilner) April 24, 2018
8.
What a game. An end of season 0-0 at home to relegation threatened Stoke is the stuff of dreams.
— Boring Milner (@BoringMilner) April 28, 2018
9.
I've just realised that we played Sheffield Wednesday on an actual Wednesday. You couldn't make it up could you.
— Boring Milner (@BoringMilner) September 24, 2014
10.
The weather this morning calls for an extra strong cup of tea so I’ll probably leave the bag in for around 10-15 seconds longer than usual. #StormEmma
— Boring Milner (@BoringMilner) March 1, 2018
11.
I’m trying to decide how to best prepare for the Man Utd v Liverpool derby tomorrow. What do you guys think?
— Boring Milner (@BoringMilner) March 9, 2018
Since March,however, the real James Milner has had a Twitter account and he seems to have been inspired by his own parody.
He’s picked up the ironing theme
#TBT to yesterday…. when I wasn't on Twitter! 👋🏻 pic.twitter.com/TJy4RxHZJx
— James Milner (@JamesMilner) March 22, 2018
Easter fun
What Easter is all about… trying to find the perfect sized mini egg 🧐 #10mm #HappyEaster pic.twitter.com/oyiHW5ePLu
— James Milner (@JamesMilner) April 1, 2018
Training ground bantz
Training in the sun – perfect for my invisible ice cream gag 😜🍦#redface #factor50 pic.twitter.com/QXj2CPNfLE
— James Milner (@JamesMilner) April 19, 2018
Having fun with the ref
Double knot races are never boring! #roundthebunnyear #hooploopandswoop 🐰👟🤗 pic.twitter.com/iIcntc9Efu
— James Milner (@JamesMilner) April 7, 2018
Giving credit to a teammate
Nice for us to carry @MoSalah for a change – congrats on making the @pfa team of year 👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/ZEzCh8IVcm
— James Milner (@JamesMilner) April 30, 2018
Packing tips
Packing almost complete for Rome, just need to dig out my Italian phrase book and hot water bottle. What a find the LFC branded plug adapter was! #incrediblescenes #essentials #willuseHendostoothpaste pic.twitter.com/UIIS5ejOs5
— James Milner (@JamesMilner) April 29, 2018
We can’t wait to read what they both have to say after the Champions League final on Saturday.