Germany crash out of the World Cup – the only 17 responses you need
World Cup holders, Germany, have been sent home after crashing out at the group stages for the first time since 1938. There wasn’t much sympathy in sight on Twitter.
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South Korea…their name vill also go on ze list.#WorldCup #GERKOR #KORGER pic.twitter.com/MbUUm8oUc7
— Morris Bright MBE (@MorrisBrightMBE) June 27, 2018
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“Hi Donald! This is Angela. I will pay for your damn wall and also give me Kim’s phone number, please.” #GERKOR pic.twitter.com/fE7HGjix0Y
— Hien Ngo (@hienxuanngo) June 27, 2018
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Overheard in the newsroom: "Is there a German word for Schadenfreude?" @OHnewsroom #WorldCup
— Peter Spiegel (@SpiegelPeter) June 27, 2018
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Germany really need to take a leaf out of England’s book.
Forget winter breaks, forget fan owned clubs, forget investing in facilities and coaching.
What they need to do is pin all their hopes on one striker and get the whole team playing darts and riding inflatable unicorns.
— Sunday League Hipster (@HipsterManager) June 27, 2018
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The best thing about Germany going out is they can’t play England, so the Sun can’t Photoshop Harry Kane as a spitfire pilot.
— Nick Miller (@NickMiller79) June 27, 2018
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— SportsCenter Brasil (@SportsCenterBR) June 27, 2018
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Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans no longer always win. Previous version is confined to history.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 27, 2018
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