They airdropped wolves into Michigan and the mental images are simply hilarious
According to an article on iflscience.com, four Canadian wolves have been airdropped into Michigan to reduce the overflowing moose population. The quartet will instantly begin the culling process – because who wouldn’t want a snack after a flight? – but are ultimately there to boost the local wolf population, as part of a breeding programme not in a “You go, girl!” kind of way.
The description tickled writer, James Felton, the man who broke the secret of milk coke to the world outside Birmingham, who gave us this mental image.
Imagine being a moose, thinking you're safe, looking up and seeing a wolf parachuting down towards you and your moose family https://t.co/tJE9kBWEsN
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 7, 2019
He wasn’t done …
"No wolves nearby. Now to take a big swig of moose juice and look up at a beautiful Michigan sunset-"
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 7, 2019
Moose Juice is a thing. Brummies love it.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 7, 2019
His tweet inspired others to imagine the bizarre scenario, with the imagery growing ever stranger.
THEY HAVE PERFECTED FLIGHT, SANDRA. IT’S ALL FUCKED.
— Max ️♀️ (@SpillerOfTea) March 7, 2019
imagine trying to keep the kids busy as the wolves glide down towards them with their mouth open
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 7, 2019
There was even a recreation – no wolves were hurt in the making of this image.
— heats (@pochowek) March 7, 2019
The vision gained traction.
Imagine being a wolf, strapped into a parachute and flung out of an aeroplane.
— Wings Over Scotland (@WingsScotland) March 7, 2019
— Robertson Malt (@Robertsonmalt) March 7, 2019
Moose: I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Lightning crashing over the mountains of Yellowstone.
Other moose: No you fucking haven't Mike. A wolf is floating down towards us.— Remoaner Lisa (@Lisamboo) March 7, 2019
Someone named Ronny P shared artist @Jubidoo‘s vision of an airborne wolf attack.
Journalist Daniel Sugarman rounded the story off by reconsidering James’ initial premise – with a twist.
“Imagine being a moose, thinking you’re safe, looking up & seeing James parachuting down towards you and your moose family in order to take your milk and mix it with his Coca Cola.”