A knock-knock joke escalated to a hilariously dark banana kidnap scenario

Most of us know that one person who takes a joke too far, carrying on with the weird nickname for years, making the same pun every time the opportunity arises – you know the kind. If you don’t know that person, it’s probably you. Imgur user Mattchimento has a friend called Nick, who shows all the signs of being that person, if this exchange is anything to go by.

It started out with some bad knock-knockery.

But it quickly took a darkly humorous turn.

There were demands …and threats.

Not even the “children” were safe.