Kim Woodburn tweeted about the heatwave and once seen it’s never unseen
There was no shortage of people tweeting about the hot weather last week, of course there wasn’t.
But of all the comments – and we collected a whole bunch of our favourites right here – there was one we just couldn’t get out of our head.
It’s Kim Woodburn, who you might remember from her days fronting their Channel 4 show How Clean Is Your House? with the other woman who isn’t Kim Woodburn.
Get your eyewash ready.
The last time I got as hot as this was on my honeymoon night. It wahttps://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-admin/edit.php?post_type=pages a night of sheer debauchery and lust. I set the bed on fire, my love. 5 fire engines came out. 3 fire hoses couldn’t put my fire out dear! Peter wasn’t walking properly for nearly a month.
— Kim Woodburn (@kimwoodburn) July 25, 2019
Please no, make it stop.
As I speak now I am sitting in my kitchen with the blinds drawn, the fan on and a drink in hand. It is HOT. I don't wish to be vulgar but the perspiration is pouring out of me like a glass blowers backside!
— Kim Woodburn (@kimwoodburn) July 25, 2019
No, seriously.
Sometimes I can’t believe this website is free.
— Differently Dave (@GoldenVision90) 25 July 2019
*checks to see if it's a spoof account* Nope. Fair enough.
— James Gill (@JamesGillComedy) 26 July 2019
— MAGS (@Margare89734686) 25 July 2019
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