Big toe shoes are the fashion trend nobody wants – the only 8 reactions you need to read
If you haven’t seen a pair of big toe shoes over the past couple of weeks, we both envy your cosy world and profusely apologise for bringing your blissful ignorance to an end, because once seen, they will haunt the recesses of your mind. Brace yourselves.
'Big-toe' heels are the new ugly shoe trend that's selling out https://t.co/gdNYOGReS2 pic.twitter.com/vfaLb4VE21
— New York Post (@nypost) August 29, 2019
Named Big Toe shoes, because they make a feature of that well-known attractive body part, the big toe, they are definitely a hot new trend, both on the catwalk and – presumably – in a podiatrist’s office near you, because let’s face it – they do not look comfortable or good for the feet.
These reactions make us wonder who’s actually buying the things.
1.
This is real, folks. They're all over Instagram. Coming soon, "Big Toe Shoes." We used to call this 🐫 toe. I am definitely saving money on shoes this fall. pic.twitter.com/snCIYHiMrn
— Leslie ☠ Unfiltered (@Leslieoo7) August 31, 2019
2.
What the Holy…
Why…
Who…
I Mean, How…
When…
Wait…Just…
I Don't…
🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️ https://t.co/wPwFFF4mJN
— Delores Schilling (@DelSchilling) September 1, 2019
3.
Talk about pussyfooting around… https://t.co/VPcYPzJu7u
— Katie Moussouris (@k8em0) September 1, 2019
4.
You thought the big toe shoe was bad well , I give you these monstrosities! 🤢 https://t.co/6DKullZ15A
— McCormicksGogglebox (@McCormicksGogg1) August 31, 2019
5.
How to get people to throw up on your shoes. https://t.co/KPaV3X1WzX
— Amy Alkon (@amyalkon) August 31, 2019
6.
Women: God I hate my Camel Toe!!!
Fashion: Let's embrace it!
Fashion's PR: What the fuck are these?
Fashion: They're about women embracing that which they hate about themselves.
Women: Babe, I was after a tight jean that didn't ride up my pussy.#CamelToe https://t.co/FiDkVKYFIj
— Bojana Novakovic (@bojnovak) September 1, 2019
7.
Oh hi @DevinCow
This might be a good look for the pasture.
Or court.
Or outside Nunes office.
The moooosablities are endless. https://t.co/jw2AqwEN39
— Jamie Carter ❄ (@JCTheResistance) August 31, 2019
8.
"I wish everyone could see these toes I have that look like et's head" -me before buying the big toe shoes
— ☠ still spooky lil helly ☠ (@hell_doe) August 27, 2019
Twitter user JPE offered a male perspective.
No offense to anyone but if I see a pair of these walking towards me I'm feeding them a bag of carrots.
— JPE 🌊🌊🌊 (@jackstr50) August 31, 2019
They may have split the sole, but they haven’t split the internet – everybody hates them.
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