This NSFW ‘cleaning’ product has united the internet in horror

Finally, something in 2019 that we can all agree on. This ‘cleaning’ product that went viral on Twitter and has united the internet in horror.

It advertises itself as the ‘post-intercourse, pre-cuddle cleanup solution’ and, well, you’re going to have to read it for yourself.

No, just no. A thousand times no.

And here are our favourite things people said about it.

im calling the police and also the vatican pic.twitter.com/7Lz2oxFk3K

— cait jr (@kittynouveau) December 29, 2019

“sperm or whatever” pic.twitter.com/8lxVrCdckg

— the cat that got to go to heaven in cats (2019) (@kittynouveau) 29 December 2019

20 MINUTES???? A WHOLE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER???? pic.twitter.com/C2dugPMKlZ

— the cat that got to go to heaven in cats (2019) (@kittynouveau) 29 December 2019

have i been doing sex wrong

— your own personal jesus (@Kappa_Kappa) 29 December 2019

Tampons, but on a stick

— pepsi drinker (@teensith) 29 December 2019

Ok for some reason I was assuming the “pre-cuddle” implied not having to leave the bed so I’ve been imagining someone finishing and then pulling out a tampopsicle and giving herself a good swab right in her bed

— margot (@thyholygemini) 29 December 2019

“Tampopsicle” is the 2019 Word of the Year.

— Ceil (@askceil) 30 December 2019

I’d buy just to clean my Twinkies

— elvis8mybaby (@Elvis8MyBaby) 29 December 2019

There was, though, at least one satisfied customer.

Connie why pic.twitter.com/m2QAYanzGY

— Hannah ☆ (@hannahxlea) 30 December 2019

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Source @kittynouveau H/T Indy100