Why we’ve long given up trying to sell stuff online (part 347)

John Plunkett. Updated April 15th, 2020

It’s not easy selling stuff online. If only you didn’t have to deal with … people, as this exchange shared on Reddit amply demonstrates.

‘A friend of one of my employees is looking for a cheap car … I tried so hard to keep my cool,’ says u/SplendaFather.

We’d say he was pretty restrained, all things considered.

One question remained, however.

‘Did you talk to Brad?’ Forever_Pancakes

‘Yeah. What happened when you spoke to Brad?’ The_Bearded_Cyclist

Fortunately there was an answer.

‘Brad called me this morning. I told him about what happened with his friend, and how miserable she is to deal with. He told me he knows, but she’s “a solid 6.5/10 and great in bed” and it’s the only reason he keeps her around.

‘Brad is one of my best employees. He’s been a friend of mine for years, and has been with the company since it opened. He’s actually a really good guy, I just wanted to give him shit for having such a stupid friend.’ SplendaFather

Source Reddit u/SplendaFather