Wayne Lineker shared his ‘criteria’ for a girlfriend and people don’t know where to start
Gary Lineker’s brother Wayne – stick with us, please – went viral today after he posted the ‘criteria’ he’s looking for in a new girlfriend on his Instagram account.
We don’t know a lot about Wayne and this might tell us all we need to know. It’s quite the read, it really is.
It was shared by Alice Tew – @BuckinghamAlice on Twitter – who said: ‘Has Wayne Lineker been hacked or is he just being himself. Hard to say.’
And there’s so much in there to unpick, we don’t know where to start. These people had a good go, though.
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https://twitter.com/biglizcase/status/1305944952162131974?s=20
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What's your favourite part? "Must have body definition as I will have soon" is it for me. https://t.co/MSs3aYFFyc
— Katarina (@shweedie) September 16, 2020
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I don’t know what’s worse, a 58-year-old grandad seeking a wife younger than his daughter, or the fact Wayne Lineker considers Waitrose ready meals to be cooking. pic.twitter.com/1GYWrULBz2
— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) September 16, 2020
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https://twitter.com/WessBwfcAgainnn/status/1306140779841232896?s=20
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“Lamborghini jeep (pending)” can only be read in an Alan Partridge voice
— Mark (@mpgf1973) September 15, 2020
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Stop describing me Wayne. It’s a no. https://t.co/J4uMeS8Xub
— Steph Johnson (@ScouseBirdBlogs) September 15, 2020
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Wayne Lineker reading out what kind of woman he wants. pic.twitter.com/ypfzszcaWG
— Phil Turton (@phillyt1) September 15, 2020
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https://twitter.com/paulsinha/status/1306156285180682242?s=20
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https://twitter.com/Beige29/status/1305951582538825729?s=20
There was also this.
https://twitter.com/jamieeast/status/1306118786886574081?s=20
Last word to Joe Lycett.
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