The 25 funniest tweets of the week
Every week, we scour Twitter for the funniest tweets we can find and narrow them down to 25 of the very best. Check them out and maybe give some of the people who wrote them a follow.
Here they are, the best tweets we’ve seen this week…
1.
https://twitter.com/roobeekeane/status/1330618194248278016
2.
chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing
— zan’s mom (@bimbocowgirl) November 22, 2020
3.
Americans pronouncing Glasgow pic.twitter.com/vCIym4KcDI
— Ross Sayers (@Sayers33) November 25, 2020
4.
2020 appliances: *break within 2 years*
1970s refrigerator: i will outlive u and everyone u love. i am eternal. i am time itself
— tate (@50FirstTates) November 24, 2020
5.
Please… My son… he is very sick. pic.twitter.com/m4tqv6jERF
— International Hummus Expert (@AngrySkycrane) November 24, 2020
6.
I'm missing trains so much now that later on I'm going to wedge myself in the gap between the wall and the bookshelf, rucksack at my feet, whilst on the phone to my wife saying "I'm stuck in Stratford, I don't know what's going on, we're not moving. No one's telling us anything."
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) November 26, 2020
7.
https://twitter.com/FrightShark/status/1331597499950391296
8.
the doorknob was invented in 1877
people in 1876: pic.twitter.com/Bh4IsKQuft
— cnelly (@cnelliy) November 26, 2020
9.
my daughter is making a convincing argument that egg should be spelled “eg” and that the second “g” should only be used to describe really big eggs
— ∞ + 1 (@stuckinaportal) November 22, 2020
10.
thonks pic.twitter.com/Hpn8Rkwk19
— Angie W. (@LibraryTech415) November 22, 2020
11.
Thinking about South Shields high street pic.twitter.com/M9DezxQCrk
— C. (@cstsher) November 24, 2020
12.
another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week
— delia (@delia_cai) November 22, 2020
13.
https://twitter.com/samuel_mcqueen/status/1331599693852405765
14.
https://twitter.com/MaryInTheStars/status/1329663196379160578
15.
“Oh, right, UNSOLVED Mysteries” – me at the end of every episode
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) November 21, 2020
16.
Girls only want one thing and it’s to taste Wallace and Gromit ‘s moon cheese and crackers pic.twitter.com/VUhnAmGECr
— The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank (@sug_knight) November 23, 2020
17.
people my age aren't having a lot of kids because one of our 9 roommates usually objects
— Amy A (@lolennui) November 25, 2020
18.
https://twitter.com/matrixreloaded_/status/1330323174488215562
19.
if you knew me before my 20s, you never actually knew me. you knew season 1 me. we were severely underfunded and the writing team was going through a lot.
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) November 22, 2020
20.
https://twitter.com/SunsetSoFresh/status/1330336116378116107
21.
https://twitter.com/schnooozle/status/1331393581953630208
22.
https://twitter.com/mitskiIeaks/status/1330300966286077955
23.
https://twitter.com/emmaog___/status/1330528916445011972
24.
My Dad once took a BDSM leather making class without knowing what BDSM was.
At the end of the course he gave me this pom pom to “use while cheering for the Detroit Lions”. pic.twitter.com/o2lq4JjfeY
— Jol Jol (@theBigWalkowski) November 25, 2020
25.
https://twitter.com/BApplebelly/status/1331099065673687045
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