14 advent calendar jokes to help get you into the Christmas spirit
The countdown to Christmas has officially begun and what better way to celebrate than with these jokes about, well… the countdown to Christmas.
Here are 14 hillarious advent calendar jokes for you to unpack:
1.
I don’t have an advent calendar so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating whatever’s in there
— Rach (@RachaelvsWorld) December 1, 2018
2.
Happy Advent! I hope you all got nice calendars. pic.twitter.com/u8V3MUNzyT
— Tom Gauld (@tomgauld) December 1, 2020
3.
According to this advent calendar I'm eating, Christmas was 5 minutes ago.
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) December 9, 2015
4.
https://twitter.com/DadJokeMan/status/1333515116235681795
5.
Accidentally bought a Brexit #Advent calendar. Every time you open a door, another 5 slam in your face.
— Oonagh (@Okeating) December 1, 2020
6.
I never get an advent calendar; I always make a real-life version at home by just opening a different cupboard every day. Today's treat: Cillit Bang
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito) December 1, 2020
7.
The best advent calendar. EVER. pic.twitter.com/wXIHvHS7cZ
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) December 1, 2018
8.
An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 30, 2020
9.
https://twitter.com/LlamaInaTux/status/1069642398165155841
10.
https://twitter.com/jxeker/status/1333337495552061442
11.
Create a life-sized Advent calendar this Christmas by knocking on a different door each day and asking for chocolate.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) December 1, 2019
12.
Not enjoying my Brexit advent calendar to be honest. 48% of the reviews said 'don't buy this it's just a box of angry scorpions' but 52% of the reviews said 'stop complaining about the scorpions' and now I'm covered in scorpions.
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) December 2, 2018
13.
This is just the absolute worst advent calendar I’ve ever gotten pic.twitter.com/XTSFI5u1fr
— maybe: clare (@clur19) December 4, 2019
14.
https://twitter.com/yurty_ahern085/status/1201593672866914309
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