‘What’s the weirdest compliment you ever received?’ 19 strong contenders

It’s always nice to get a compliment, right? Maybe. After reading some of these, we’re not so sure.

1. Does the Queen have a Reddit account?
“Your side profile would look good on a coin”
trendymomblog

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2. There may be a reason why this person went into the medical field.
‘You have juicy veins, I’d love to take blood from them’ from a friend who works in pathology.
Guava_

3. There’s a ‘felt up’ joke waiting to happen, but we’re better than that.
“You remind me of Kermit the frog. Not in looks, in vibes.”
drummerfromjetwash

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4. If an old lady said it, it must be true.
One time I was complaining about my stretch marks, and as I lifted my shirt to show my friend, a woman in passing said “you look like you were carved from marble, sweetie.” It caught me 100% off guard and I turned beet red, but to this day, I’m less insecure about my stretch marks.
wtfisthisguys

5. When Peter Jackson pays you a compliment.
If there was ever a movie where an elf and a dwarf had a baby you could play it.

Elfy face and dwarfy beard.
Kunkyskunts

6. Pretty rubbish ninja if he could see them.
I was wearing a lot of black one day and a guy approached me and said “ wow you look like a really cool ninja”
bellipie

7. This must be the new ‘coals to Newcastle’.
“You could sell ketchup Popsicles to a lady wearing white gloves.”
winewench58

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8. First day of work at Mothercare?
When I was 17 during my first day of work, said by a female coworker: You’re so tall and skinny, you’d look great pregnant.
Riska89

9. Their first date was in the cafeteria at IKEA.
My eyes were brown like a really nice table.
Editor-In-Queef

10. No, she said “That hamburger is made from cute squirrel.”
gf’s grandma saw me eating a hamburger once, she said that I “ate like a cute squirrel”

wtf man
Feifnir

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